Ready to accept that my $100 parcel from Germany has travelled to the abyss and will never come back.
Isabell decided to feed me some false information about how my parcel travelled back to Germany and they were soon to dispatch it to me again.
Today I was handled by a “Michael” (most likely to be Isabell’s bitch/assistant/replacement) and it seems my parcel is still in Australia. How I will ever get to it I don’t know…pretty sure I’m not Sherlock Holmes, why is it up to me to solve the mystery of my missing parcel? WHICH I did pay for and place trustfully in the hands of Impericon to deliver it.
Now I have to go to the post office and argue with the hired casuals who don’t give a shit about anything but their paycheck.
So in the end, after several angry emails and a long waiting period it is safe to conclude I will forever be sent back and forth between Australia Post and Impericon like a bloody tennis match.
I will let you know if I EVER EVER see my parcel arrive in the mail.
Never trusting online shopping ever again.
